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Monday, May 14, 2007
Rachel's FACT OR FICTION about the opposite sex

*some people do not know who Rachel is... FYI, i am rachel... :P
When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you
FICTION: actually i think when a guy calls you, he wants you to do him a favor. i mean, seriously, its a rare thing for guys to just randomly call anyone. the male specie are users, they will never remmber you unless they really need something from you.
 
When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you...
FICTION: when a guy is quiet, it means he is really distracted. he is so bored, he cannot stand listening to you that other ideas come popping into his head. most of the time it is games, electronics or other girls ... not you or whatever it is that you are saying.
 
When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong
FICTION: when a guys starts to keep quiet, he is so pissed, he wants you to shut up so he can leave the room.
 
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it
FACT: i have to agree with this one.
 
When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

FICTION: i just think when a guy stares, its either something is in your face or he is fantasizing about other things...
 
When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
FICTION
: i guess this would depend on the guy. when it is just some random guy, he has the opportunity to score... if it is your boyfriend, pretty much the same thing except that he loves you for it... if it is your friend, then he is entertaining the thought that he might score...
 
When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love
FICTION: when a guy calls you everyday, it means he wants yout o be his personal assistant.
 
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it
FACT: Guys never say this unless they really feel it. And there are times that even when they feel it they don't say it.
 
When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done
FICTION: it means that he enjoys having you around and that he wishes you would stick around some more... but it does not mean that he really can't live without you. guys move on after 24 hours.
 
When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
FICTION:
when a guy says i miss you, it means they dont know what to say and want to have sometihng nice to say...
 
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand
FACT.
girls are pretentious beings who act like they want to be conservative, but really want to be held all the time. seriously.
 
When she wants a hug she will just stand there
FACT.
 
When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later
FACT
when she's the really honest type. FICTION when she's a slut. When a girl is a slut, she is like a guy.
 
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
FACT.
Millions of things run through our minds, quiet or not.
 
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
FACT.
Girls do not stop arguing. And when they do stop, it only means they are thinking VERY DEEPLY what to argue about next or what to add to the previous argument to keep it going...
 
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
FACT AND FICTION. It can either mean that, or she does not want to get caught cheating...
 
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
FACT
. Girls are very hard to understand.
 
When a girl stares at you (the smiling stare), she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
FICTION.
When girls stare, they want you to kiss them or to hold them or to do something to them that involves affection. Im serious!
 
When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
FICTION.
Something like the staring, when a girl gets this close, they want to be closer...
 
When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
FICTION.
We say this because we want to feed the male ego.
 
When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that
FACT.
yeah girls are very expressive about missing people.
 
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever
FICTION
. When a girl is mean after a breakup, it means you not only hurt their feelings, but their ego. They don't want you back, they want revenge.
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please note that this is just WHAT I THINK. does not necessarily mean it is applicable to you. However, i would have to say that everything that i wrote is true, though a bit generalized,
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double minded

i was going to say something else but i changed my mind again.
i keep changing my mind these past few days. the other day i was firm on the decision that i will stand my ground and no compromise... then a little later, i just gave in and showed how vulnerable i am... i suck. i really suck.

Sunday, May 13, 2007
the legend of Rock Shrank

Qatar was a blast. the place so reminded me about Dubai 15 years ago (with a bit of an upgrade), and i wanted to never leave. I always thought i would want to be in Dubai forever but now Im thinking of another place i could go and stay in...
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we stayed with the Bruals, a family friend, who had a little boy named xyron. (seriously. his sister's name is Xyza. cool eh?) anyway, Xyron has an imaginary friend named Rock Shrank. The entire duration of our stay there, i hung out with these kids and i got to know Rock shrank a little better. This entry is dedicated to Xyron and his friend.
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Rock Shrank is around 7 years old. he is made out of lava and lives in one of the volcanoes in the sun called Plutozhi. Plutozhi is one of the minor volcanoes on the Sun's surface, and one of the few populated ones. The main characteristic of this place is that it does not emit yellow or orange flames, but blue flame. This volcano is also so small it is inside a villa on the sun. So there is a villa, and inside the villa, you can find Plutozhi.
 
Rock Shrank has a dad named Punis. Punis's occupation is to fight off aliens. We also have to note herethat Rock Shrank's family, although living in outerspace are not aliens, but ghosts. Anyway, his dad has a car which is a Pissan Ergotonomy- I guess that is one of the latest models of the Pissan brand. Rock Shrank's mom's name is Alpo. I think she's pretty strict since she does not let him drive his own car. He also has a sister named Runus who is very small. They are all bald.
 
This ghost boy made out of lava is one of the fasterest (Xyron's vocab) swimmers out there. Although he is made out of something hot, he withstands the water by putting on a special suit that covers his hands. JUST HIS HANDS. anyway, he met xyron on his visit to earth and immediately befriended him. He is currently staying at one of the cupboards in the kitchen at the Brual's residence.
 
I called him buddy once and Xyron told me that Rock Shrank does not like being called buddy. He also does not like the word 'cool' but prefers people who speak to him to use the word 'blue'. he grows every 100 days if he consistently plays. If he doesnt play enough, he doesnt grow. He twenty fingers and four arms (i dont know how to do the math) and lvoes to sit on Xyza's lap, with or without permission. He gets a salary by going to school and his hobby includes a very popular human past time which is 'poopoo gas' making. he will be going back to space on the 20th of May after which he will come back to visit on Xyron's birthday.
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it is very interesting how kid's imagination can fluourish and develop as you keep encouraging them. Everytime i spoke to Xyron about his friend, he kept coming up with new things... though sometimes inconsistent, but his story and the world that he created was solid in his mind. He knew that we knew he was just kidding and that we were just encouraging him to keep going. but its amazing how creative one can be at such a young age. I dont remember anyone encouraging me about the stories in my mind when i was young. all i remember is that i should keep quiet infront of adults unless spoken to...
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off the topic... men are scum. take it or leave it.

Saturday, May 12, 2007
life

full of surprises that are hard to ignore.

cant be too happy.

everything has a catch.

you have to be street smart

or you lose yourself, your identity, your soul.

you lose your self esteem.. your vibe... your will...

im swallowed by all this nonsense trying to make it... to survive... to get what i want...

but nobody wants to give me anything without hanging on to the strings...

i want to compromise... but i dont want to...

torn...

ripped apart...

worthless.

Thursday, May 10, 2007
woahoawoahoa

i bet you couldnt pronounce that.
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its the weekend.
im going.
thats it.
im just going to qatar....
 
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so... im not doing much today. just packing. i would be absent for quite some time but ill do my best to post about the trip. last time i went away i never got back to blogging. i would hate that.
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anyway, i watched harlem globe trotters last night. it was fun. they were funny. my sides ached. im not a big fan of basketball but i like cheering... i mean i like to cheer... that is to scream my lungs out and clap... not just at games, but at shows and at friends (especially when they embarass themselves. lol).
 
so i was with my parents, and three friends, one of them being mr friend with benefits. some parts of the show were corny but over all it was clean fun. and maybe i was with big basketball fans which is why i enjoyed it. there was a lot of totally cool moves ('totally cool'... man i sound like one of those highschool girls) and out of this world ('out of this world?!' what is happening to me?! ican't find my adjectives!) slam dunks...
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im not really good at making reviews which is why i sound like this.
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heniway, nothing much up... i think mr table tennis guy hasnt read this so wooohoo to me! lol
however that only means he's not interested...
dang it!

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